Dear future passenger(s) of my car,
I would highly appreciate it if you wouldn’t bitch/ whine/ complain about my driving so much, no matter how “Asian” I seem to do so, because I may no longer hesitate to pummel your side of the car against a wall or something next time. I know I should attach a warning on every side because riding in my car is very similar to riding a wooden roller coaster. Bumpy and slightly nauseating. But only because my car is known to have horrible shock absorbers and sensitive brakes. Anyways.
If you don’t like anything about my driving or my car, call a damn taxi and stop with the incessant bitching.
-Charmaine