March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Mar 1st
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aintasuperhero: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
Mar 1st
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The Reality of Health and Weight Loss: Zombies,... →
realityofhealthy: ***Edit: Because you guys love this so much, I’m giving out a free copy through the itunes store! Stay tuned and keep checking back here, my twitter, and on RealityofYou.com for more info on how to win your own FREE copy! My inner nerdiness resurfaces whenever zombies and/or new iPhone… WHY DON’T I HAVE AN IPHONE UGH
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
i got a haircut and now i look like a fat lesbian....
ionohelix: exclusivesenses: ionohelix: ; ; We match! :D i’ll send you a picture through message and you can send me one back? :DDD omg pic4pic!~*
Feb 29th
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i got a haircut and now i look like a fat lesbian....
ionohelix: ; ; We match! :D
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
Feb 28th
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I really can’t stay in this place any longer. How do I disappear without people knowing?
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green  (via stuckinlabyrinth)
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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abgron: i think one of my favorite parts about being gay is saving money by not needing birth control
Feb 25th
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euchre replied to your post: Ugh womenm re so complixafedd. It’s your birthday?!?! Happy birthday you! Hahaa Tankyou@! Sorry i cant type when intoxciated. itssad
Feb 25th
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Ugh womenm re so complixafedd.
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