February 2012
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asimpletouch:
nofuckthat:
caitiedelaney:
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“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– Unknown (via abstrusecuriosity)
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me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules
parents: you're fucking out of control
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Watch
Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
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Who needs sleep when you've got caffeine?
Just got home half an hour ago, exhausted but caffeinated, and will have to wake up in approximately 4 hours.
It’s Glee time.
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me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
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